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Funny new year ecards

Bring a little laughter to the greeting with an affectionate joke that fits the person receiving it. A new calendar, a moment to look back, and room for whatever comes next. Send a New Year ecard with gratitude for the past year and kind wishes for the one ahead.

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Funny new year ecard

Funny new year ecard for friend

New year. Same excellent nonsense.

Happy New Year. Sensible bedtime entirely optional.

A fresh year and the same snack priorities

NEW YEAR. BIG PLANS. VERY COMFORTABLE SLIPPERS.

Cheers to another year of our questionable plans

Happy New Year. We can start the laundry tomorrow.

A new year and the same old snack priorities

MORE LAUGHS. FEWER ALARMS.

New year. Still finding the other slipper.

Wishing you a year with excellent snacks

Wish them well without setting resolutions

Share one thing you appreciated about the year together, then add a hope that suits the recipient’s life. Make the situation or a shared habit the joke, rather than the recipient’s age, body, identity, or difficult circumstances. Add a genuine warm wish so the humor feels like affection rather than a put-down.

A few words to get you started

Happy New Year! My first resolution is to stop writing the old year. Progress may be gradual.
Here’s to a new year and another chance for us to make plans that mostly involve snacks.